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Seriously, I had to write these down before I forgot them.

"They can't not like you if they're dead..." - Evan

"Okay girls, we're all friends here. So would anyone be offended if I confessed that I have an abnormally high buttcrack?" - Kimbo

"Take it from me... No, seriously this box is heavy, TAKE IT FROM ME!!!" - Devon

"This is one ugly looking baby, whose baby is this?" - Rory
"That's your second cousin, Stan." - Aunt L.