Rant of the Weak

Consider this permanent state of digression. Why can't I just become more effective, more energetic, more beautiful, more happy, more confident, more kind, as life goes on? Why do I feel like I'm sinking and no one cares? Everyone in my immediate area code is driving me insane, and everyone else is too far away to hear me screaming.

You know what? I've gotta do the Hokey Pokey.

[10 minutes later] I don't feel perfect now, but I do feel a whole lot better. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Rant. Rant Rant rant rant rant Rant RANT. Rant.
(Sigh)...